FAQ

If America's founders were alive today, I'm sure most of them would be quite dismayed at how things turned out. Most of them would no doubt have done things differently.

Well, it's too late now to 'fix' America. But, it's never too late to start over elsewhere. I, Crazy Joe, have implemented a plan to raise enough funds to buy a big boat, and accept oppressed and dismayed fellow Americans, and sail off the shore of Texas in search of a new land, a new start, in the spirit of getting things right - this time.

And you may ask, Where will you go? Well, Earth is really really big. I'm sure some land was missed somewhere. If not, then we'll do what they did to America - just find one with some technologically un advanced people, and shove them off. But instead, we'll send the to America - after all, someone should take our places in our departure.

Now, since it's my plan, I get to call the shots. So, here's how it's going to work.

Rules :

1. We will name our new land Joeslavia
2. Everyone that wants on the boat must be named Joe, or willing to sleep with someone named Joe.
3. Since it gets confusing who's who, everyone gets to add a prefix or suffix to "Joe" to describe themselves. (I am Crazy Joe the Ruler of Joeslavia for example.