Confessions

Since I am quitting Stratics and Ultima Online soon, I felt it's best to spill all the beans. Heck, everything is in motion now, so it's not like anyone can talk me out of it.

Joshua Rowan does not exist. He is a script written by myself with collaboration from the folks at Easy UO. This is why we always seem to agree on things - and folks that have seen our pictures notice how much we look alike - hellooooooo photoshop!

Third, I am not sleeping with Binky OR Wilki. I am sleeping with Binky AND Wilki. This is only because Hanse and Oaks rejected me for girls. Their Loss.

Third I am not really married and with kids - I am 41 years old and live with my parents still.

I love to wear womens clothing and have intimate relations with fruits and vegetables on webcam to pay for my drug habit.

Just about everything Everything Tiffany Case has ever said is absolutely true. She knows me by my 'other' name, Draconi.

I am the Nigerian Banker/Prince/Businessman/Fisherman/Trustee/Widow/Pimp. CAPS LOCK IS MY SECRET IDENTITY.