Hello to the Comment Spammers

Grandma here has a message just for those people that I bet don't even read this website, they just found the URL and run a script to spam my comments with crap like enlarging the penis, playing the casinos, finding the nude grannies, and whatever other crap you spewed onto my blog in the old version, you won Round 1.
I dumped the entire comments database, and lost maybe 5-6 REAL commments (how sad is this site!) and almost 1,000 of your spam comments were wiped instantly. I am not really so confused over how much crap was in my comments, but then how poorly written it was and disorganized. You must think some people will entrust their sexual organs to someone who honestly can't even spell every other word right, in addition to the insults you left in the same comment! Honestly, if you want to spam and make money, you need to take a few courses in Marketing.
Anyway...
Say Hello to the new Movable Type Version! None of your crap shows up, and it's easily deleted from Queue. Now, I bet it will take like 6 months to get back those few comments I actually lost.

Cowsmopolitan.com Reform!

Thanks to the move to the new host, I can have other domains under this one account. First one to get a revamp, is Cowsmo. Which according to my calendar, is a few months behind on a new Issue! However, to compensate for lack of issues, look forward to the new Cowsmo...in Blog Form! Since this is finally looking like it will get attention again, and I'm getting Emails about the next issue, I guess I have no choice but waste more valuable time of my life to get it going again. I hope to have a third issue out by the end of the year.

Slowing Getting things back online!

The past week has been crazy. My Host decided to move onto bigger and better things, and I had to find a new one. The one thing killing me with finding a new host was my site was 850 megs, and most of the great host I found and got referred to simply would not host something of that size for just $10 a month.

Then I found Dreamhost.com, for $15 a month and two year committment (with 91 day money back gaurantee) I get 2,500 megs of space and 15 unique hosted domains! Anyone that knows me remembers I am a domain junkie - so it's irony I own EXACTLY 15 domains.

So after a week of crazy uploading and fixing, I seem to be back online. Email is working (with new Razor Spam Filtering, no more spam!), multiple domains is working (Cowsmo, SexyGeek, Carnivorous-Kingdom slowly getting off the crazyjoe.us/subdirectory area), my forums and Gallery are now back online, and I actually upgraded this Blog to get rid of the damn Comment Spam. (as if anyone other than the spammer comments).

So that's the news.

Next on the agenda - get ads on Sexy-Geek.com (or give up trying) and then redo Cowsmopolitan from the ground up, I think I'll turn it into a Blog, and I got a co-author dying to help out.

Time to Move On

I have been told my host is shutting down within a few weeks. I have already picked a new host, and took Sexy-Geek down to stick it there with it's own domain name. If all goes well, CrazyJoe.US will go down next. Since this site is so boring and slow, I don't anticipate much in the way of content lost from now till the move.

The way I see it...

Everyone loves the Buffet. All sorts of foods all in one place, and there is literally no effort to stuffing yourself without knowing it because you want to sample it all! Not only that, but more and more Buffet places are opening up.
However, has anyone ever stopped trying to satisfy their culinary lust beast for one minute to try and think what may be going on? I got on Google the other day, and started searching, and found something very disturbing - I could NOT confirm anyone credited to inventing the Buffet. True, I assumed Warren Buffet because the guy is so damn rich and Buffets are so popular, but it seems that's just coincidence.

So while I sat there wondering why something to great is without much information, I began to think.
What do Buffets do ? I mean, besides feed us and open us up to many taste and help those indecisive fools from keeping the rest of the group from eating? Easy, they make us FAT. You don't have to pass remedial logic to understand that Buffets make it so easy for people to get fat and too tired to work out afterwards.
Ok, so the facts are nobody is credited for inventing the buffet and that buffets make us fat. There's only one other creature I know for a fact that is in our predictament - COWS. They don't know where the food comes from, but they can't help it, and they eat it all, and they get fat.
So now you know where this is going so let me just get it out.
Aliens are cunningly fattening up us Humans, so at the right time we can he harvested. Well, if not aliens, then elite Cannibals, but honestly who ever heard of a Secret Cannibalistic Organization ? That's preposterous.
So anyway, you are wondering why the aliens are taking so long in harvesting us? Well for one thing only 37.5% of the world has buffets. However, they are cropping up all over at alarming rates. Some people don't like them, however they are running out of places to eat as everyone is establishing the buffet knowing how popular it is.
Not only that, but I feel there is a very compassionate group of sympathizers within the alien organization that eating fatty humans is unhealthy or wrong, so they are going behind the other aliens back and establishing fitness clubs. Notice how fitness clubs are getting more popular lately? DIRECT CORRELATION WITH BUFFETS.
Now, I only assume that the fitness clubs are trying to create a more "natural human", but I could be wrong and they are honestly just trying to save us from gestation.
However way you look at it, there is no way anyone can disprove my theory, thus it can only be very possible.

What a Flipping Week

I have been busy as heck for over a week now. First, allergies. Then, one thing after another that I won't bore you.

But today, my mom almost made me wet myself.

She came in my office today bragging how she got fine china off Ebay for a cheap price. It appears she got it for $180, and it retails for $350. She is going nutso how cool Ebay is and how hip she is with it.

She comes in my office in the afternoon, she is not happy. She starts off with "I have done something really stupid", which I did say "Oh, what's new", to which she replies, "NO, REALLY, something REALLY STUPID." That's when I know I should call my wife and put it on speaker phone because theres something magical about when parents come to their kids for help when they do something stupid! I mean, I used to go to them...and now they come to us! MWUHAHAHAHA!

Well, it seems she didn't pay attention to the auction, as it listed the currency in British Pounds! Well, according to the online currency exchange, 150 GBP is $275.00. True, that's still cheap, but the overseas shipping will set that off! So she is freaking out to say the least. I have assured her just to say it was a mistake, and the worst the other lady can do is mark her account with a negative mark, which is I think my mothers first mark on her account period, so she'll just get a new email (from me of course) and start all over.

Oh boy, I can't wait till I control her pills, what fun life can be.