I am in Love

I love Sonic.
There's a party in my mouth and everyone's coming! Eating this burger is the next best thing to sleeping with 3 Movie Stars, while they are awake, and they actually WANT YOU, without the aide of mind altering drugs or sadistic blackmail.
And if that wasn't good enough to make you wet your pants in anticipation, you can throw out the Bread and it's on the Atkins Diet! HA! I ate one of these and still lost weight yesterday.
We honestly should drop a ton of these around Iraq, once they get a taste of this titalizing purple nurply burger, they will realize how stupid it is to kill anyone. Make Lunch, Not War. Hmm. I should copyright that saying.

Is your mind corrupted?

Take this test to see if you're mind is corrupted.

Enter : Ilean Dover

While I was sick this weekend, the African Multi Millionare that needs my help sent me a Legal Document with Ben Dovers Bank Transfer information, and they are really desperate to get $5,000 from Ben so the Transfer can take place.
Of course now the scam is clear. However, lets see how long I can keep him on the hook - say hello to Ben's sister, Ilean!

Sick as a Near Death Dog

It has been almost three years since I was so sick that I thought I was going to Die. Thankfully unlike last time, this seems to be a 24-48 hour thing as I'm finally starting to feel better. I wore sweats and thick socks last night, wrapped up in a down comforter two times over, and still was shivering cold like it was near freezing. My head spinned bad enough that I was literally worse on my feet than what I was a month ago when I was drunk for 25 hours straight in San Fransisco.
But you know what they say...a bad day sick at home is better than a good day at work. Or was that with Fishing?
* shrugs *
Time for my Advil and Hot Tea.

Jasmine

I'm in a pickle. Jasmine actually has grown on me in the past few months, but now someone actually has taken interest in taking her in. I never planned on really Keeping her - but I guess I never planned on someone wanting her. More info here.

A Sure Fire to Meet Women!

You know, I was never the extroverted/social type. It's amazing I actually even found a woman to date, and even mindblowing she married me. But even so, I discovered a way to reel in the women. Even though its a few years late for me, I hope to spread the word to help other Single Men. Read Here!
(Patent Pending)

Who needs Groceries?

I took this picture downtown San Antonio Today, picking up my car from a body shop.

Click on it if you can't read it. Funny fact : It's the OLDEST Grocery Store in San Antonio still open I am told. Hard to believe with a name like that.

15 Million Dollars is almost mine!

If you have not already read it, for crying out loud read This.

In other news, I tried to convert the old forums to the new forum. I failed. I tried 4 times, failed all 4. I give up. Re-Register.

Bits n Pieces

Added a new section on the Left Side.
For those familiar with "David Idahosa", you'll be happy to know I'm at it again! This time with Yakuba Foude. The Dialectizer is a really fun site, and is making this a bit more fun than David Idahosa. I'll keep updating that page as I get more replies from him!