October 09, 2003
I know what I want for my Birthday
So I was up late working on the new issue of Cowsmopolitan.com, and learned there is a breed of Bovine called the Dutch Belted Cow.
How cool is that, it has a 'belt' around it's waist! As the name implies, they are Dutch (There's two things in life I can't stand, people intolerant of other people, and..THE DUTCH).
So, if anyone wants to hook me up with a Dutch Belted Cow, contact me and I'll give you my FED Ex Shipping Information. Be sure to poke holes in the box so she can breath!
Hehe, well... the dutch hate yours gutes!
Btw... wanna know the name of the cow in dutch? They are called: Lakenvelders (Laken, means cheat (I hope I spell this correctly, the cloth you have on your bed...) and veld means field; That makes Cheatfielders. Anyway, they are considered rares, since they almost dead out. Some organisation called Natural Monuments saved the race and I have some of them cows near were I live. To be more preciese... There was I time when I could see them out of my window. Pah, we dutch will rule the world some day... again!!!
To proud to beg, to dumb to steal!
Cheers! Ciaran The Fox, TRT (Drachenfels)
they are oreo cows man
look like oreo cookies
there are some in Chapel hill texas if you want to buy one, its near brenham
MMM, cows
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