Foude
I wuz so's wo'ried about ya', ah' dun didn't hear fum ya' in two
days. ah' wuz afraid dat ya' gots been Opressed by De Man, o' if not
him, den some sucka high down in De System. WORD! Oh Foude, ah' dun
did not sleep well de past two days, neva' again gimme such some scare!
Ya Dig?! Now, we gots'ta return t'business, as ya' is opressed, and
I, Ben Dover, live t'fight da damn System, t'aide da damn little man,
dat joker is ya' Foude, and ah' wish t'help. Jes hang loose, brud. To
Assist. Man! To Deliver. Word! Ah be baaad... TO FREEDOM! Aye!
I gots'ta warn ya', likes ah' ain't warned ya' already, dat ya'
gots'ta not trust da damn Banks - fo' dey, mah' broder, is part uh de
system. WORD. You's say ya' gots all dis bre'd in some briefcase ? Keep
it dere! It be safer, even if dieves and coinsnatchers and dirty hobos
litta' yo' streets as ya' walk drough it, it would be in betta' hands
wid ya' dan any sucka at any crooked financial institushun. I should
know - ah' lost mah' life savin's uh 3 weeks wages at da damn bank upside
on 5d and Commerce. Dey claim dey neva' heard uh a Mr Dover, Ben, II
- and as ah' ain't uh deir kin, mah' wo'd wuz not snatchn seriously
by De Man. 'S coo', bro. Since den, ah' have warned all mah' broders
fum depositin' deir bre'd in dese so's called Monetary Safe Gotsns.
I's gots'ta be so'ry ah' can not mosey on down to Africa, fo' ah'
ain't one dat favo's de heights uh which de planes travel, and, I'm
embarrased t'say, gots some heald condishun dat duzn't allow me t'go
down high in altitude, fo' mah' internal o'gans could fail. It's some
rare condishun mah' homey, called Passive Interio-Gastro Comprimision.
'S coo', bro. ah' can't even travel t'de Mountains uh Colo'ado, o' scuba
dive beyond 20 feet underbooze. Dey say its some rare hereditary disease,
ah' dink it's plum anoda' way fo' de Man t'keep some broda' waaay down.
You's know whut ah' mean?
Now if ya' wish, ah' can find some bredren uh mine t'jimmey up
an account in one uh de smalla' banks in mah' city - dey is not monito'ed
at all by de Man as often as de big ones.
Please advice me uh yo' plan uh acshun, Broda' Foude. Do ya' puh'haps
wants' mah' numba' of de local payphone ah' can receive it at?
Ben
Unjived Reply :
I was so worried about you, I didn't hear from you in two days.
I was afraid that you have been Opressed by The Man, or if not him,
then someone high up in The System. Oh Foude, I did not sleep well
the past two days, never again give me such a scare!
Now, we must return to business, as you are opressed, and I, Ben Dover,
live to fight the System, to aide the little man, that man is you
Foude, and I wish to help. To Assist. To Deliver. TO FREEDOM!
I must warn you, like I haven't warned you already, that you must
not trust the Banks - for they, my brother, are part of the system.
You say you have all this money in a briefcase ? Keep it there! It
is safer, even if thieves and coinsnatchers and dirty hobos litter
your streets as you walk through it, it would be in better hands with
you than anyone at any crooked financial institution.
I should know - I lost my life savings of 3 weeks wages at the bank
over on 5th and Commerce. They claim they never heard of a Mr Dover,
Ben, II - and as I am not of their kin, my word was not taken seriously
by The Man. Since then, I have warned all my brothers from depositing
their money in these so called Monetary Safe Havens.
I am sorry I can not come to Africa, for I am not one that favors
the heights of which the planes travel, and, I'm embarrased to say,
have a health condition that doesn't allow me to go up high in altitude,
for my internal organs could fail. It's a rare condition my friend,
called Passive Interio-Gastro Comprimision. I can't even travel to
the Mountains of Colorado, or scuba dive beyond 20 feet underwater.
They say its a rare hereditary disease, I think it's just another
way for the Man to keep a brother down. You know what I mean?
Now if you wish, I can find a brethren of mine to open up an account
in one of the smaller banks in my city - they are not monitored at
all by the Man as often as the big ones.
Please advice me of your plan of action, Brother Foude. Would
you like the number to the payphone here where I can receive your
call?
Ben
DearBen,
Thank you so much on how far you have gone already.please make haste
the bad guys still locate me in my hide out almost everyday that is
why I want you to help me by being fast a kind of,please your accout
number is nessecary because its international trasfer from one company
to the other so please every documents should be legal as I will soon
be a foreigner in your country,please remember that the 15000000us
dollars is too much for me to loose it at the point of when I should
be happy to develop it,so Ben what so ever you are doing in this respect
pleasr be fast,I may not afford to go crasy by looseing this honey.and
also remember your 30%and also being into partnership in the business
that I will go into.
I am waitint to hear from you soon.
Foude
To Page 5
|