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Sappnin' again Foude Yakuba. WORD! Indeed it took me some time t'scribble ya', as ya' well know De System be everywhere. ah' have t'be careful fum where ah' scribble ya', as I'm bein' watched ah' dink. Ya' know? ah' dought deep on dis acshun, real deep. Jes hang loose, brud. ah' took de night smokin' down t'reach some state uh self enlightinment so's dat ah' could fully digest yo' problem and deliva' best results. As ah' said in mah' last email, mah' last dojigger be Dover, fust dojigger Ben. 'S coo', bro. "Massa' "Joe" be nodin' mo'e dan an Email Delivery Client ah' use, so's when ya' address replies such as dat, de clunker digs mighty confused, mos' as much as me.

Ah' am 32 Years old, live here in Houston Texas, where life be baaaad, if ya' is part uh de System, uh which ah' ain't! Right on! ah' have no mama, no kids, plum two dogs - which ah' love mo'e dan ah' could love any oda' soul. Oda' dan fightin' contant opression fo' mah' sucka's fum De Man, some serious case uh Gout, and losin' sight in mah' left ear, I'm hangin' quite well.

Now dat ah' told ya' about mah'self, ah' hope ya' kin tell me about ya'. Like, how old is you, whut is yo' hobbies, do ya' toke, and whut is yo' doughts on de fact dat Califo'nia gots yet t'legalize da damn sweet leaf even if fo' medical purposes? Whut's yo' favo'ite food and such, in case we eva' meet ah' wanna be sho' man t'snatch ya' out fo' some night on de town dat ya' gots'ta neva' fo'get. Man!

Danks and may de gods watch upside ya' and yo' soul - and may ya' be blessed wid many virgins in de afterlife. Until den - smoke if ya' gots dem. WORD!

Ben

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Hello again Foude Yakuba. Indeed it took me some time to write you, as you well know The System is everywhere. I have to be careful from where I write you, as I'm being watched I think. I thought deep on this action, very deep. I took the night smoking up to reach a state of self enlightinment so that I could fully digest your problem and deliver best results.

As I said in my last email, my last name is Dover, first name Ben. "Joe Harden" is nothing more than an Email Delivery Client I use, so when you address replies such as that, the computer gets mighty confused, almost as much as me. I am 32 Years old, live here in Houston Texas, where life is good, if you are part of the System, of which I am not! I have no wife, no kids, just two dogs - which I love more than I could love any other soul. Other than fighting contant opression for my people from The Man, a serious case of Gout, and losing sight in my left ear, I'm doing quite well.

Now that I told you about myself, I hope you can tell me about you. Like, how old are you, what are your hobbies, do you toke, and what are your thoughts on the fact that California has yet to legalize the sweet leaf even if for medical purposes? What's your favorite food and such, in case we ever meet I want to be sure to take you out for a night on the town that you will never forget.

Thanks and may the gods watch over you and your soul - and may you be blessed with many virgins in the afterlife. Until then - smoke if you got them.


Two days pass (no doubt trying to understand my reply).....

Dear BEN,


Thank you for your mail,I am happy thatyou have replied me.
please this money thatI want to send to your account is real and this has course so many problems here with me.I will ready when you ask me to send it to your account to do so for our favour this will be that 30% of this money will be yoursand the balance of 70%remains for me untill my arrival in your domains,I am sure we are making a way out into paradise,but if you feel that you want come to affrica in this deal thats okey even or me,I will make everyarrengement to make sure that this money comes to you.15000000m us dollars is the cash that take me to serve in the prison and so many police nets even today I am not still free.
Thank you
Waiting to hear from you.
Foude

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